If this is the new "hot", I will choose to be fashionably ugly.

I guess this is what one would call "homeless-chic" or something. I don't know but really, I am scared. Is this some sort of mutation due to too much fake tanner and not enough eating? Too much cocaine? Why do the models look like this?

OHHH.. it's on purpose?!?!? WTF. This is what oldschool MAD TV would call Fashion on an HNL-- HOLE 'NOTHA LEVEL.

These are some imagines from the Mercedes Benz fashion week in Berlin, July 9, 2010. Patrick Mohr is trying a little too hard to be avant-garde methinks. (Compliments of
Hollywood Rag)




Aaaand it's time to put on a shirt. My favorite one is the super Albino, number four. That orange shirt just brings out her beard so well!

WWMGD??

OK, we've all heard about what the state of Mel Gibson is right now. A FIFTH audio has been leaked of his insanity. It's hard to say exactly what is going on here- he's obviously extremely angry, but why? What did this woman DO to him to make him SO MAD!? He says it's because she didn't give him a beej, but I beg to differ. I've refused to give beejs many times (annnd that's a lie) and no man has ever gone off the deep end like THAT before (but seriously the few times I did, they never flipped like this).

What did she do? Why is he crazy? Am I a little slutty? All I know is that this guy is clearly insane, on drugs, a drunk or all three or a combination of two or more.

Gibs comes up with the most clever insults too! "You'll fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it!" "Whore, cunt, bitch" "you have a dysfunctional cunt!" Who says this shit!??! Honestly, I think this guy should become a lawyer or something because he sure knows how to argue and clearly understands the logic of empirical evidence.

Anyways, here's the effing audio, all of them! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Number One

"You're trying to breastfeed with.. fucking foreign bodies in you"-- He really, REALLY hates fake tits.

ANNND here's the death threat, getting a little crazier and a little asthmaier...

Number Two

"Fire the wetback" Number Three

"Blow me or I'll burn the house down!!!"
Number Four
(He really has done nothing but be nice to her!!)
"I had to sell my Lakers box!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!"
Number Five

Let's be reasonable here. He's yelling like a lunatic. She's recording the calls, clearly on her computer (phones are never THAT clear). What was her intention? Was this all started because he supposedly punched her while she was holding their baby? Why was he so mad to begin with!? What did she do!? A while back Mel's ex, Robyn, said that he has been violent in the past. Yet since this started, she's taking his side and saying that he's never been violent with her. Which is true, Robyn?

Either way, if someone is in an abusive relationship-- physical, emotional, mental, verbal, any way-- they need to get help ASAP.

My BFF's guide to emotional abuse-- are you suffering from it?
Help in Mississauga
Help in Toronto

What The HELL? Literally, A Hole To Hell... well, 300 ft closer to it

So apparently a sinkhole, the size of TWO Statues of Liberty, has randomly appeared in Guatemala City, Guatemala. Just appeared. Seriously!? The scientists are giving credit to some sort of "sinkhole" theory, but really, are sinkholes ever that symmetrical!? Or that perfectly circular!? No. I don't think so. Here are some pics of massive sinkholes over time:

-- Courtesy of www.stormchaser.com

-- Courtesy of Howstuffworks.com

OK, seems realistic, right? Carbonic rocks break down and the ground falls in. Those are some typical examples of sinkholes in the city. Torontonians (and every other city-dweller in the seasonally cold parts of the world) know all too well about sinkholes. Every February they come out of nowhere and construction people are out fixing them, spending thousands of city dollars filling them, and holding up traffic.

But what about THIS sinkhole?

-- Courtesy of National Geographic

Born on June 1, 2010 after a tropical storm hit, this beauty appeared. Described by National Geographic as: "60 feet (18 meters) wide and about 300 feet (100 meters) deep" and apparently swallowed a three story building.

This isn't the first time for Guatemala though! Here is another that appeared sometime in 2007
.

You can view more pics of the 2010 sinkhole here. There is some speculation now that it could be man-made. Seriously?! I don't think people were laying PIPES 300 ft under the city. That's pretty deep.

I Changed My Mind...

I've changed my mind about what I want to do with my little piece of the Internet. Since most of the time I don't remember alot of details of movies & frankly, there is so much crazier shit that I hear and read about on a daily basis, I've decided to REVAMP and turn my blog into an all-encompassing SCARY SHIZ blog. Scary environmental occurances, scary political stuff, scary movies... EVERYTHING that I find SCARY (in a genuinely scared or tripped out type of way) I will post here for your viewing pleasure.

So, if you enjoy my blog (really, thanks!) let me know if you see/hear/learn about anything scary that I haven't mentioned on here and you think it is worthy, let me know! I will post it and give you a lil credit! :D

Until the next post...

The Children of the Corn (2009) **

Seriously, where the hell are their parents!? You can't tell me these kids killed ALL of them...

The opening scene is pretty creepy considering it's an 8 year old preaching to a farm full of children and teens (under 19 of course) like he's some sort of cult leader or something. The kids end up following this "prophet" and kill any adult that comes within metres of their camp.

An OK rendition of the original, but Stephen King deserves better than this! The gore was good, but minimal. The actors were children, and for the most part, horrible.

How did they keep their clothes so clean? You're telling me that 50 children have a Utopian style commune going on in the middle of a cornfield (which they worship, by the way)?? It's just a little far fetched.

The original was epic... this remake was... sad.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1290135/

The Last House On The Left (2009) *****+++

I don't know what happened to Wes Craven as a child, but hey, it worked out well for us horror fans! Pretty much exactly the same as the original, give or take some details...

A couple of teenage girls make a stupid choice and hook up with a random boy they met. Little do they know, he's travelling with his psychopathic father and his gang of sadists and they end up in alot of trouble.

There is a TERRIFYING rape scene-- almost brought me to tears, it was so realistic. The moral of the story is obvious-- don't go to a strange, dirty motel room with a boy you JUST met because you want some pot. There are safer ways to acquire such things...

The acting is incredible... the main girl was so believable and genuine-- I really felt for her. The main bad guy is a sadistic, psychopathic rapist who treats people like animals. But... the real stars of this film are the main girl's PARENTS, who decide to seek revenge on the gang of crazies by killing them in creepy, unclean ways.

My emotions were up and down-- upset and sad because this was happening, but when the parents sought their revenge, it made me extremely happy. Such a powerful film.

The extra +s are for social significance, how long I thought about the movie afterwards (I was tramatized! lol) and gore factor.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844708/

Autopsy (2008) ****

A woman and her boyfriend try to escape a hospital that they THOUGHT would help them with their issues...

Gore factor is not Martyrs amazing, but still very well done.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443435/